The Large Green thing that was sitting in my bedroom

It wasn't there when I finally surfaced, so imagine my surprise when I went to bed.

What on earth was it? It was about 36" long, and 40" in diameter. Covered in plastic, and propped up on my manual wheelchair. Sort of overlapping at the sides, as it was definitely fatter than I am. Sort of squidgy when squashed, and too heavy for me to lift.

And where did it come from, and how did it get there?

Ah - patience, patience (so I told myself) and all will be revealed.

Just wait.

Waiting over when my part-time carer turned up the next day. Oh, she said, that's your duvet. It was in the cupboard under your bed. (Was it? Who put it there?)

Tantrum from me. I don't WANT the duvet on the bed yet. I don't NEED the duvet on the bed yet. I will NOT have the duvet on the bed yet.

Very funny. As if I a choice in the matter. Well, I got my own way for a couple of days, when she carefully unwrapped it and put it out to air, and then it was on my bed, whether I liked it or not. Little does she know that it spends most of the night kicked off, with SD curled up on it!

Well, I'm not going to tell her, and SD won't tell her.

So please, people, don't tell her either!