1 - Wheel into shower room, reverse out pulling shower chair.
2 - Get hold of a plastic chair and push it into shower room. Reverse out.
3 - Get a load of towels for myself, and a load of hers for HRH.
4 - Undress and change from lecci chair to shower chair.
5 - Politely request HRH to jump on my lap (ouch, those nails need clipping).
6 - Wheel into shower room and politely request HRH to shift from my lap to the plastic chair.
7 - Remember that I've forgotten her shampoo, and have to reverse back to get it.
Stay HRH - don't move.
8 - Wheel back and realise that all the towels have fallen from the loo and are now on the floor.
9 - Pick up towels and put back on loo (next to the shower).
10 - Shower HRH.
Stay HRH - don't move.
And don't shake yourself either.
11 - Grab towel and throw over HRH.
12 - Grab more towels and put on lap.
13 - Politely request HRH to move from plastic chair onto my lap.
14 - Reverse out.
15 - Remember that I'd forgotten to put more towels on couch.
16 - Couch will dry.
17 - HRH happy to get on couch.
18 - Shift from chair to couch, and dry her off.
19 - Go back in shower to remove plastic chair.
20 - How many more instructions do you need?!!!