How to shower HRH

1 - Wheel into shower room, reverse out pulling shower chair.

2 - Get hold of a plastic chair and push it into shower room. Reverse out.

3 - Get a load of towels for myself, and a load of hers for HRH.

4 - Undress and change from lecci chair to shower chair.

5 - Politely request HRH to jump on my lap (ouch, those nails need clipping).

6 - Wheel into shower room and politely request HRH to shift from my lap to the plastic chair.

7 - Remember that I've forgotten her shampoo, and have to reverse back to get it.

Stay HRH - don't move.

8 - Wheel back and realise that all the towels have fallen from the loo and are now on the floor.

9 - Pick up towels and put back on loo (next to the shower).

10 - Shower HRH.

Stay HRH - don't move.

And don't shake yourself either.

11 - Grab towel and throw over HRH.

12 - Grab more towels and put on lap.

13 - Politely request HRH to move from plastic chair onto my lap.

14 - Reverse out.

15 - Remember that I'd forgotten to put more towels on couch.

16 - Couch will dry.

17 - HRH happy to get on couch.

18 - Shift from chair to couch, and dry her off.

19 - Go back in shower to remove plastic chair.

20 - How many more instructions do you need?!!!